Petit vibromasseur baguette massage 20 fonctions Ignite, Lovehoney

Bought on intrigue alone. This little guy comes in a nicely presented box with magnetic flap.

The quality and feel of the item is that of a larger version. Completely silicone and bath ready.

So, down to the testing.

It's a little hard to turn on or understand how to turn it on as you have to hold down for it to come alive. And when it does it does, for a little toy it packs a big punch. Vibrations are strong and there's a nice choice of patterns. Which kept the wife happy for a while.

But what you get is sheer impact. I've not seen a toy make my wife wetter and cumming harder and left wanting more.

It's a must. There really are no faults with this. Battery life is good. Easy to clean. I love seeing my wife play with it because she loves it so much. It shows when she comes. It's great to have such a small toy that packs that much punch and is easy to conceal.

Got this Tiddler-Fiddler wand purely based on size and transport-ability!

It's very buzzy but decent power for size.

This is not for play but as a massage tool for when my knee, arm or neck need some vibration therapy. Is absolutely perfect for that. (I'm a year-round biker.)

Have tried it for the purpose it was designed for but doesn't do much for me on that front. Which doesn't matter because, as I've said, not what I need it for.

The fact it's waterproof is brilliant 'cos I can use it in the rain.

Easy to operate with bike gloves on!

Love the fact it's lockable too.

Bruh. Wow. I honestly don’t have any words except damn. It’s small but it is WILD. Well for a beginner anyway. Would recommend.

I like that it’s waterproof and is rechargeable, so I don’t have to keep buying new batteries each time it runs low!

Definitely my favourite toy at the moment!

This is super sweet and so discreet!

We knew it would be small as the video was very helpful for scale on this but in person, it is even more tiny looking! Which for me I found a relief, wands are great but sometimes sort of blend the vibes away from where you want.

Our previous wand had a detachable foam head over a plastic head which was unattractive and to be honest, put it into the never to be seen again drawer, and was mains so always an odd position or location to suit where the mains sockets are.

This is all one (a small cap is adhered at the tip but this is sealed and doesn't come off).

This is a little buzzy on setting one but two and three are absolutely exhilarating. We decided to use in the shower and that was really good and I found that its great to hold under my OH's helmet as this is just a good size that you can pinpoint his spots as accurately as your own.

It is small enough that you could put in the tampon compartment in the handbag (you know the secret zippy part) and it would never be seen.

My OH has requested I now sleep with this one under my pillow in case occasions should present themselves in the night. A lovely little toy and fully waterproof. Hasn't died once yet after quite a few (shorter than usual) uses.

A little note of advice. I had to contact the help team to assure myself I was plugging it in correctly - this takes a fair bit of pressure, more than I felt was safe, to push and pierce the silicone on the charge port upon first use. Just do it. Push with the thought of piercing it in mind and it will work and won't break, it's tougher than it appears!

Bought full price, very happy with it, so I saw it on a deal a couple of days ago and my OH said "I think you'd better get a backup just in case" as Lovehoney do have a few things they discontinue but I don't know enough about that aspect of the site yet, so far really enjoying it all the service delivery and yes delivery again.

It has to be said, I’m a wand girl through and through. I’ve got more wands than the wicked witch of the west. When I discovered this new luscious little luxury from Lovehoney, I couldn’t help but wonder, could this new mini-wand take the top spot in my bedside drawer? Either way, a girl can never have too many toys, so this one I had to have.

I won’t be monotonous and bore you with the delivery process, we all know how quick and discreet it always is. Let’s just say (and sorry for the spoiler) - it came nearly as fast as I did.

As with all of Lovehoney's own-brand toys, the packaging is simple but sexy, sultry and stylish. A stunning little magnetic door gives you a window to the wonders yet to come. (Excuse the pun.) Inside the box, the miniature wand is accompanied by the charging lead and a gorgeously sexy little storage bag.

I was quite taken back by how small and lightweight this wand is. I know it’s a mini but even so, it’s tiny - but girls, you know what they say about small things. It’s borderline bullet in size so it’s so much lighter and easier to hold than full-size wands like my Doxy DieCast 3R.

Simple controls for simple minds, it didn’t take me long to puzzle out this little powerhouse. One button and three speeds of power are more than enough for me. Already being semi-charged, there was no way I wasn’t trying it out right there and then. With one button pressed, the toy was turned on - and so was I.

With a small spot of lube to my already excitedly wet self - and trembling with anticipation - I lay back and took this wand for the wildest of test drives. Again, sorry for the spoiler, but I was climbing the walls within minutes.

I have to say there’s nothing ‘mini’ about the power of this toy, I enjoyed it so much more than I thought I would. The vibrations are strong and deeply rumbly on the lower setting – but do get a little buzzy on the highest one. The lowest setting is quite subtle but as the power increases, the reverberating rumbles are dramatically driven deep into your soul.

The soft and smooth silicone head is really flexible too so you can get the right amount of pressure on your clit. That’s what wands are all about right? I’m quite a rough girl with my toys and really like pressing them firmly into me, so flexibility is a must. And because it’s a wand-style with a larger broad head, the delicious vibrations are quite widely dispersed thus stimulating not only your clit but echoing into your vulva too.

I’m not such a lover of the vibe pattern modes, although I’m sure some people will be. There are 17 sequences of varying pulses, but I’ve never been someone who loves patterns as I find they just keep me from reaching orgasm. I’m all for edge play but for me a wand is for getting there fail-safely fast. Constant consistent power is what sends me silly - and this delivers that fast.

The noise level also needs a mention. It really is almost silent. The tiniest of hums can be heard on the lowest setting and it does get a little louder as the powers turned up, but don’t we all! However, this is by far the quietest vibrating toy in my collection.

Where this wand excels dramatically over many of my other models is I can take it in the bath. Apologies to my rubber ducky, you’re not the only one squeaking in the tub now! Not only is it bath and shower safe, it’s also soaking and shivering squirt safe too - wands seem to always make me explode and this one is no exception. The first time I climaxed using this I was dripping like a drain pipe.

Of course, being fully waterproof and totally silicone-coated, cleaning is a breeze. Either wash with warm soapy water, wave over with sex toy wipes or whip out your Lovehoney cleaning spray and leave to dry until your next back-arching adventure.

In summary, it’s Ignite by name and nature. It hasn’t got the edge over my big Doxy, but it still gets me there quick. It’s small in size but undeniably powerful. It’s bigger than a bullet so precision’s not pivotal. It’s rechargeable, cordless and perfect for travel. It’s pretty, petit and it now has pride of place on the side of my bathtub. Speaking of which, it’s time for a soak!