Pompe à pénis Mega Cock, Doc Johnson

I have chronic ED and at last I can 'feel' my full erection.

Just immerse the contoured cylinder in hot water for about 15 minutes. This makes it 'pliable' and you can 'squeeze' it so that you can 'grip and apply pressure ' when you have attained a full erection.

Used plenty of water-based lube. Used a UR3-material masturbation sleeve, 5" long x 1.5" outside diameter, to make a seal at the base and allow sufficient length of it in the cylinder so that it covers your penis to just below the glans when the vacuum has given you a full erection.

Release the vacuum, just a little, so that pulling the cylinder makes the sleeve slide over the head of your penis - 'hey presto' - keep going until you ‘climax’.

If you apply a couple of squirts of water based lube using the nozzle of a dispensing-type bottle into your urethra, it 'leaks out’ and provides additional lubricant. This may seem a bit OTT, but fellow ED sufferers will understand and appreciate this technique, which gives you 'back' what chronic ED has taken away.

I would be good if Lovehoney would include the sleeve I have found to work, as I have to get it from an American love toy company. It only cost about £6 but the airmail charges are very expensive! Unfortunately the sleeves only last about 2 months - of continuous use! The material 'splits', losing its seal and has to be replaced with a new one!

So after my partner's toy collection starting to need it own room I was feeling somewhat left out, so we decided on a pump!

Originally we tried the blue doc pump, but it seemed a little bit too small. After much experimentation and eventually trying this bigger version, we had it cracked!

So a few pointers first of all before I get down to the quality of the pump itself. You need a LOT of lube for maximum comfort and pleasure. Be sure to put a bead of lube around the base too for maximum suction! Secondly be sure to have a slim or non-intrusive cock ring to retain the massive erection you get from using this!

Care needs to be taken when using it of course, but with some practice you can achieve some great results. We both agree'd in a non scientific study that the growth was around 25% especially in terms of girth and maybe half an inch in length. The cock ring is essential to keeping the pumped up look though.

Now down to the pump itself! As mentioned, the previous pump was blue and with this one being a touch bigger and clear it was perfect. We could both see the growth clearly and of course this heightened the sexual tension before we couldn't wait any longer!

Sensation is increased tenfold during both oral sex and normal intercourse. My partner did notice an immediate difference in size too! Win win for both of us it would seem!

After you've had your fun it couldn't be easier to clean with your chosen sex toy cleaner. The seal comes away too, which makes life easier too.

One tiny downside would be the lack of discreet storage for it when not in use. It's on the large side too, so a velvet style bag would be suitable or a locked drawer.

I can't recommend this enough for couples to have a bit of fun with. Next on the list is to try it long-term to see if any gains could be had in the size department. :)

Don't hesitate. Get it ordered!

Firstly thank you Lovehoney for choosing me to test and review the Doc Johnson Mega Cock Penis Pump Clear. As always with Lovehoney, delivery was prompt and discreet in the usual plain brown box.

When I got the email telling me I would be getting this product I was interested to see exactly what it was like, so I had a quick search on Google and noticed that it appeared to have been sold by Lovehoney previously but had been discontinued. I contacted Leanne, who looked into it, and it seems this item has been given a second chance because when it was discontinued male sex toys were nowhere near as popular as they are today, so it gets another chance.

The Doc Johnson Mega Cock Penis Pump Clear comes in a clam shell with a double-sided insert but no instructions, so if this is your first penis pump I would recommend a visit to the Beginner's Guide to Penis Pumps on this website.

The spec for this pump is covered in the description part of the listing, so I will not go over it again, but I will add that this pump weighs approx 355 grams without the suction bulb. Not really sure how that compares to others, but it does seem quite sturdy. Also the overall length is approx 8 1/4" or 210mm.

The shape of this pump is penis shaped on the outside only. The inner cylinder is a standard tube shape. The inflation tube is built into the body of the pump and a quick release button attached to the pump means that the tube and bulb can be removed without loss of suction.

I have only had this product for a week, so am unable to comment on how it works long-term.

But what I can tell you is it does do what it is supposed to do. Just make sure you apply a good water-based lube to the comfort fit ring and also your penis, especially the tip, or you will find it getting caught on the side of the pump and that is quite uncomfortable, as I found out.

It stays on quite well and also holds suction well just remember the lube. It has a good strength when pumping, so make sure you do not overdo it, and remember to check the Lovehoney guide.