String Rude-olf coquin pour hommes

Brought this as a funny Christmas surprise, and cannot wait to see the look on her face upon the ‘average’ reveal...

The pictures on here don’t do it justice. I laughed and laughed and laughed when I got it out of the packet. It’s just ridiculous, but amazingly ridiculous!

The only thing of note, is that my one turned up with brown straps instead of the white ones as shown in the pictures, but I think the brown ones actually look better anyway.

Just buy it!

I bought this as a stocking filler for my partner.

One night he put it on me for secretly and it was great, really hot and funny and sexy, however, his dick did fall out of it as it got harder.

Really good for a bit of fun and a laugh and it looked great! Loved this, thanks, Lovehoney!

I'm not usually a fan of male lingerie, but hey, I am one for a bit of a laugh, so I couldn't resist the opportunity to try out a Rude-olf thong.

Expecting complete and utter tack, I was genuinely surprised when I found a plush satin-type material pouch adorned with a soft red nose, two oversized googly eyes, some soft antlers, and a thick mane of furry hair. It all appears very well made and has stood up well to the rigours of pulling prodding and poking I have subjected it to.

I was, however, slightly concerned at the thickness of the thong. It's as thick as my thumb at almost an inch. Other than the pouch, the thong and waist straps are just a length of elastic, and according to my tape measure will fit a waist between 30 and 52 inches, although at the larger end I'm sure you'll feel a bit of a pinch; but sexiness isn't painless is it!?

I'll be honest on the fit: I found the pouch slightly small. Now, I'm not the most endowed chap, and although it kept my penis covered up I did have a problem with a rogue testicle that just would not stay within Rude-olf's pouch. However, this made for much merriment and laughter. I am also glad to report that I found the thong surprisingly comfortable. In fact, this thong is one of the most comfortable pieces of underwear I own (save for the escapee ball - but that's my anatomy not yours!). I have been able to wear it all day without discomfort, and the feel of the mane gently tickling some of your more delicate areas is actually very pleasant. But...

The eyes! The eyes have huge comedy value, and really do make the thong a comedy piece. But being so large, they rattle, not loudly, but enough that you're not sure if others can hear it (I'm told they can't). Which leads me into the only downfall that I can find: why isn't the nose a jingle bell!?