Sex machine va-et-vient gonflable Louisiana Lounger

What a waste of money! Supposed to be for pleasure but will make you more frustrated than no sex at all which is what you'll have with this. Ruined our night. Woman pictured but no woman wants to be fucked like a jackrabbit from go, which is its' only speed. ONE HORRIBLE THUMPING LOUD SPEED!!! Then, it appears to have more options with the three dildos pictured, they are different sizes and shapes but can only be screwed into the machine in a particular angle and not the one we like, which is extra horrible with the curved one. They operate at different vibrational speeds but only when they aren't attached to the THRUSTER which isn't very helpful at all. You have to take the battery out to make them stop vibrating whilst attached to the thrusted so they are on or off while attached and obviously switching with batteries is really fiddly. There's something wrong with the purple dildo where the batteries don't fit in their tube. one is stuck inside which I suppose I'll never get back. Ah yeah, costs about £60 in batteries to use too..I'm so angry that someone has wasted my time and money like this that the review is just confusing I'm sure. I feel like this was made by a man who thinks this is what women want and is painfully wrong. Pun intended. Honestly I don't know any man that want to be drilled like this either. My tall girlfriend can't fit on it without her head hanging off uncomfortably and like other (hidden), reviewers remark it kills the mood in set up and is too big to leave laying around.